I hate MONEY!

Okay, I like to have money, but therein lies the problem - I have none!
Today is payday, so I went to T*im Hortons this morning to buy Tim Bits and an iced cappuccino. The Tim Bits were to share with my co-workers (who I really don't care for) and the I.C. is my addiction. I only give in once in awhile, but when I was pregnant I was all over them! So much so, that I really had no reason to be surprised when I failed my one hour glucose screen (I actually had one on my desk when the doctor called to tell me I failed!)
I digress...
So I stopped to get money and was told I had $8 in my checking account!!! ON PAYDAY!
Panic set in - is today not payday? Will the check I wrote yesterday bounce? What am I going to have for breakfast???
All is well now, but really how much longer am I going to have to live check to check? Oh yeah - the rest of my life! UGH!
Edited to add: I am a whole wheat bagel AND an iced Javaccino from Bruegger's Bagels - very yummy!